Trey Farley tlf001@marietta.edu *Please note that all names are made up for the sake of this article While it often seems difficult to find consistency
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Mockolian: Family Weekend
Trey Farley tfl001@marietta.edu *Please note that all names and titles are made up for the sake of this article. Family weekend is always a wonderful
Opinion: Mockolian: Finals week
Trey Farley tlf001@marietta.edu (All names are fictional as well as any other pertinent information) Finals week is one of the busiest and most difficult times
Mockolian: Spring Break
Matt Yates mdy001@marietta.edu As spring break comes to a close, the Health and Wellness center has begun preparation for the annual sickness outbreak amongst Marietta
Mockolian: Valentine’s Day: The reality
Trey Farley tlf001@marietta.edu *Please note that all names and titles are made up for the sake of this article. Valentine’s Day is often associated with
Mockolian: Convincing meme solidifies student’s candidate preference
Casey McGuire chm003@marietta.edu Following the first Presidential debate on Sept. 26th, a particularly enthralling Facebook discussion captured the attention of freshmen student Ryan Wheatley. Parsing
Mockolian: I can’t wait to pee everywhere on this campus
Fuzzy Ruud* After a long car ride across the country, my nose was tingling with the various scents rushing through our window as we pulled
MOCK-OLIAN: Meet the Provost
Danny Tincher djt002@marietta.edu SATIRE: Earlier this month The Mock-olian had an exclusive chat with our new Provost, Dr. Rand. That’s right fellow Mariettans, there’s a
MOCK-OLIAN: Spring: the Good and the Bad
Paul Bieniek pbb001@marietta.edu Ah Spring, a time of love, rebirth, and allergies. It is truly a thorny rose of a season, caught between the dark
MOCK-OLIAN: Counterculture continues to thrive at MC
Paul Bieniek pbb001@marietta.edu Marietta College is known for many things: championship sports teams, a world-class petroleum engineering program, Doo Dah Day, and a beautiful campus